A beverage is handed to a gentleman from his beautiful wife as he sits out on their patio reading a novel; he thanks her appreciatively.
“Well aren’t you just the most wonderful wife?”
“I feel the same way about you… except you’re my husband.”
“Well aren’t you just a funny woman as well?”
“I can be, sometimes.”
“Hey, that’s my line ma’am. Don’t be a hack.”
“I’m not a hack; I just hark on all of the beautiful words you share with me.”
“I just love you.”